OUR ORIGIN STORY
First meeting:
Mark dared me to walk over to the waitress and greet her by name as if we’d met before.
I said, “Hi Nancy.”
She said, “I don’t know you. How do you know my name?”
I mumbled something about being a friend of Mark’s and retreated back to the bar with my tail between my legs.
First argument:
I said, “You always say that.”
She said, “I don’t always say anything. We only met three weeks ago.”
Six months later:
You have to marry a woman like that, right? If she’ll have you. She did.