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Burger King’s new Kids Meal commercial is a mind-boggling mix of  Sponge Bob characters, go-go dancers, and a creepy sex-offender-looking Burger King obsessed with ass size.

As these screen caps show, BK gets to have it his way with a squad of school girl garbed vixens with phone books stuffed into their tight shorts. He oogles, measures and paws nubile hiney, as Sponge Bob and Patrick get worked up in cartoonland.

Fortunately, the spot ends with the tag line, “Booty is Booty,” exposing the error in the Ass King’s obsession:

The Kinky King is fun to watch, but don’t take him as a role model. Although you should be very picky about your fast-food burger choice, when it it comes to getting a piece of tucus, it’s all good.

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