Why I Hate Ambiguous Vanity Plates. Yeah, I know it’s petty, but ambiguous vanity plates annoy the hell out of me. They set off a chain reaction of useless mental chatter that is more of a distracting driving danger than tweeting in the middle of stop-and-go traffic. And I should know.
Where was I? Of yeah. Ambiguous vanity plates. Like this one. JUDGMNT.
Of course, I jump to the conclusion that it’s some bible-thumping imperative to find the Lord before the end of days. So I think to myself, “How about ‘JDGE-NOT’ bitch!” Then I chide myself for judging him.
But wait. Maybe it’s imploring me to use good judgment about driving. Like not changing ADD medication on a day I need to commute an hour each way.
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Why I Hate Ambiguous Vanity Plates. Yeah, I know it’s petty, but ambiguous vanity plates annoy the hell out of me. They set off a chain reaction of useless mental chatter that is more of a distracting driving danger than tweeting in the middle of stop-and-go traffic. And I should know.
Where was I? Of yeah. Ambiguous vanity plates. Like this one. JUDGMNT.
Of course, I jump to the conclusion that it’s some bible-thumping imperative to find the Lord before the end of days. So I think to myself, “How about ‘JDGE-NOT’ bitch!” Then I chide myself for judging him.
But wait. Maybe it’s imploring me to use good judgment about driving. Like not changing ADD medication on a day I need to commute an hour each way.
Oops. Never mind.
17 November 2009 • photos trivial commentary